<section id="cb-0c2a81688d3b2a9621f705904e3dcb5f" class="canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink " style="box-sizing: border-box; position: relative; margin-bottom: 1.125rem; clear: none; word-spacing: 0.141667em; color: rgb(35, 35, 35); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", Roboto, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 18px;">Here's
LeBron James tearing such a ferocious fart in an Oklahoma City parking lot ... it made
Chris Matthews' coffee mug blush.
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</section><section id="cb-ddf56efbd289f43f59cc4d32f702c9a3" class="canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink " style="box-sizing: border-box; position: relative; margin-bottom: 1.125rem; clear: none; word-spacing: 0.141667em; color: rgb(35, 35, 35); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", Roboto, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 18px;">LeBron and
Chris Paul were leaving Mohagany Prime Steakhouse in Oklahoma City on Thursday night (one day before the Lakers played the Thunder) ... when a couple of young fans spotted the stars in the parking lot.
</section><section id="cb-40ae132e4ba68a7ea464123dd2bc1c2d" class="canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink " style="box-sizing: border-box; position: relative; margin-bottom: 1.125rem; clear: none; word-spacing: 0.141667em; color: rgb(35, 35, 35); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", Roboto, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 18px;">The fans shouted out to the NBA superstars hoping to get an autograph (they were shut down) ... but they got something better.
</section><section id="cb-bd78c7af8e11dc8cdfb1bdd8563d4a78" class="canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink " style="box-sizing: border-box; position: relative; margin-bottom: 1.125rem; clear: none; word-spacing: 0.141667em; color: rgb(35, 35, 35); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", Roboto, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 18px;">Bron -- wearing sweatpants -- stopped in his tracks, lifted his left leg, and blasted out an ass honk so loud, you could hear it across the parking lot.
</section><section id="cb-c922065ffa0de1c6dd8c6a4c483116c1" class="canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink " style="box-sizing: border-box; position: relative; margin-bottom: 1.125rem; clear: none; word-spacing: 0.141667em; color: rgb(35, 35, 35); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", Roboto, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 18px;">Notice, if you will, the increase in volume and intensity as he tries to clear it out before getting inside his waiting SUV.
</section><section id="cb-ee066cf2e59e86d2c5ea2949d19d39f2" class="canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink " style="box-sizing: border-box; position: relative; margin-bottom: 1.125rem; clear: none; word-spacing: 0.141667em; color: rgb(35, 35, 35); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", Roboto, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 18px;">Not only did the fans crack up laughing (because
farts are hilarious) but you can hear the guys in the car give Bron some crap for trailing it into the car.
</section><section id="cb-62bacffad78500737a408acf72569388" class="canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink " style="box-sizing: border-box; position: relative; margin-bottom: 1.125rem; clear: none; word-spacing: 0.141667em; color: rgb(35, 35, 35); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", Roboto, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 18px;">C'mon bro ... don't hotbox the ride!!!
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